All 2 game Reviews


This Is Madness This Is Madness

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Fucking awful game, on that one boss fight where the guy is on a jetpack shooting you with a laser gun, I ran out of ammo. So I only had a combat axe and a knife. And I didn't have anything to defend myself, so all I could do was rely on luck while jumping around like a lunatic, hoping that he doesn't get a lucky hit in. And it wouldn't drop me any ammo, so I couldn't defend myself. And I died. The physics suck, there is no friction, so it's hard to jump on platforms. Enemies each take between 6 to 15 shots to kill, so in gunfights, you have to keep jumping every-so-often just to avoid taking damage. Think assault rifles do any better than pistols? No, they are exactly like the pistol, except they have a quicker fire rate. Pitiful. I know it's a game, and I know it's not supposed to be "realistic," but that's pretty fucking shitty, lol. And I know this is not the updated version of the game, but I just had to review this. The music is repetitive and quite annoying. I know it can be turned off, but it is still annoying. I don't mean to be a dick, but for real, man. This game is garbage. LOL



Rearmed Trials Rearmed Trials

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Okay, first off the graphics on your games have always been unique and cool as SHIT to look at. But the main problem I don't like is that he recovers slow after attacking, which makes you vulnerable when they start piling up on you. And his attack combos are too slow, which leaves too much space in between each attack for enemies to break your combo. You can't run the other direction directly after attacking because, like I said, his recovery is super slow. I like the blocking/dodging button though, and how when you sit still and press the block button, he will use his sword to block. But if you press block + a directional button, he dodges instead. I thought this was really smooth. Anyway, just something I thought I would share. Pretty decent game.